Monday, April 23, 2012

Selena Gomez Pics For New Fragrance

Selena Gomez once again offends Muslims everywhere by prostituting her body in these photos for her new fragrance, which probably smells like the bedding at a busy Tijuana brothel. Why anyone north of the Rio Grande would pay to smell like that boggles the mind.
Furthermore as you can see in the slutty pictures below, Selena Gomez appears to soak her diseased sex organs in every batch of perfume. This is a public safety hazard, but probably the secret behind the fragrance’s unique hint of musty taco and lube.

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